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A problem has arisen in America. We’re divided. Philosophically, religiously, and culturally, between those who celebrate diversity, multi-culturalism, and an expanding electorate, and those who long for the simpler days of America First. We need unity of purpose, religion, language, background, and culture.

To accomplish this, we need a national registry, a big beautiful wall, strict guidelines for who can … Continue reading

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MIKE PENCE SPEAKS TO AMERICAN CHURCHGOERS

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On November 6, two days before the election, Mike Pence, in this recorded message, addressed the churches of America.

It is not known how many pastors played this message for their congregations, nor how many churchgoing Americans heard this message, nor how many looked down at their hands in embarrassment that their pastor would play such … Continue reading

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PRIVILEGE AND BLAME-SHIFTING

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 In his speech to America’s churches, delivered on November 6, 2016, Mike Pence, soon to be VPOTUS of these United States, placed the blame for America’s current and supposed lack of greatness on women who have had abortions.

Getting rid of abortions, said he, would bring back America’s greatness. To that end, he promised Mr. Trump would nominate to the … Continue reading

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VICTORY TOUR

Mr. Trump has recently been indulging himself in an epic “clap for me” fest, the likes of which we haven’t seen until now. This is a multi-city “Thank You Tour,” during which he travels to huge rallies filled with people who voted for him and tells them to stop shouting about putting Hillary in jail, because that is so 2016-Election-Cycle … Continue reading

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CARRIER JOBS AND EUPHEMISMS

You know Carrier. It’s that air conditioning/furnace place in Indiana that was going to move 2,100 jobs to Mexico. During the campaign, Donald Trump promised that Carrier would do no such thing, go no such place. After the campaign Mr. Trump presumably forgot about Carrier.

Until someone said something. This is the way it is with Mr. Trump. He says … Continue reading

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CABINET PICKS

Wait! you say. Isn’t this about Mike Pence? What do the Cabinet posts have to do with him?

The answer to that is simple. Once Mr. Trump tossed Chris Christie overboard, he needed someone new to run his Transition Team. He picked his running mate and our new Vice President Elect, Mike Pence.

Mike Pence is in charge of the … Continue reading

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Mike Pence, We’re Watching You

Yes, of course, Donald Trump is dangerous and frightening. He can’t form complete thoughts. It’s unclear whether he understands what his new job will entail. It appears he has failed to equip himself with easily-obtainable knowledge about, say, appropriate qualifications for Cabinet posts to which he is appointing singularly inapt individuals.

But it’s Mike Pence, the incoming Vice President we … Continue reading

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