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Cuz, seriously, people, these four years–can we even imagine what it’s going to be like with Ivanka hostessing her heart out while her husband–the indefatigable Jared K!–is out mediating peace talks while his father-in-law thinks about how much he’s worth today . . .
All the while–while all that nonsense is brewing and simmering and exploding everywhere in a mess of Whatthefoolishnesswasthat–we will be watching Mr. Pence waiting his turn. Waiting for the aneurysm, the OCD implosion, the fast-food cholesterol catastrophe that could launch Mr Pence into the stratosphere of global power
We see you, Mr. Pence. Our eyes are open.